[Quinn]

Alright, here's the idea. What ridiculous, potentially evil act have you been party to lately? I'll go first:


Last month, two confederates and I engineered the removal of 9 members out of a 12 member board of directors................for a large not-for-profit/charity. :blink: The three who were allowed to remain were permitted to do so in diminished, largely ceremonial capacities so long as they agreed to "play ball." :surrender: The other nine newly installed members are "our people." Forty years of tradition went out the window just like that, expletives were exchanged, and more than a few people left the organization vowing never to return. :chicowang: All in all, a thoroughly successful coup if ever there was one. :cheers:

-Quinn

[Nork]

I pride myself on my acts of evil. I've been quite diabolical over the course of my life and fully intend to outdo my past evils with even greater acts.

My mom used to have this live in boyfriend I loathed. The man was a real piece of shit and made my life hell. Of course being a powerless kid subject to his authority and my mom's stupidity I had few ways to fight back. So I resorted to all manner of evil acts to exact my vengeance upon him. One of the best was sabotaging his cologne.

I noticed one day that his cologne was the same color as piss. Now, I can tell you it was a monumental task to dribble my urine, small drops at a time with my hand clamped around my cock to control the flow, into the tiny hole in the neck of the bottle. I wise smart enough to not put so much in that it would spoil the cologne's scent and tip him off. And each morning as he slapped it over his face I laughed inwardly. What once was English Leather became American Piss and he never was the wiser.

Another of my greatest evils happened during an odd time of my life. I was just at that transitioning age where you no longer need to be babysat and can be left home alone. My last babysitter watched many kids. Her own kids were present as well and one of them, the young boy was slow witted but he was a very nice and sweet kid.

However, another of the kids was not. This kid was much younger than me. But he was one of those kids the parents try to make into a prodigy. Only allowed to have educational toys and view educational television, and heavily drilled by his parents. This resulted in the kid being exceptionally arrogant at his young age. He was always treating the slow kid like shit. And it pissed me off. One day I proved just how smart the prodigy wannabe really was.

It was a rainy day so the babsitter made us all play in basement instead of outside. Problem was she used to keep dogs down there and piles of their shit still remained on the floor. God only knows how old they were. The genius kid didn't know what they were. He asked me "What's that stuff."

I seized the moment.

I told him it was "floor fudge." That it's alright to eat it. He was duly skeptical so I laid it on thick. I had just watched a show about how a certain cheese is made by storing it in caves. So I spun a wild yarn about how you have to let floor fudge sit in the dark of the basement for it come out right. Eventually I coaxed him into giving it try. He scooped up a good lump of dog shit on his finger and stuck it in his mouth, sucking it off.

Needless to say he didn't enjoy the flavor of floor fudge. Meanwhile, during the whole thing, the other kids, all disliking him, watched in approval.

[Ubersmack]

My evil ways have yet to develope. I still believe in responsibility, chivalry, loyalty, and ownership. Karma is a fact of life I don';t want to deal with, so I play it safe and push towards what I believe is right.

A friend was a little sketchy around the girls. A little over the top. He could use his advancements to make a crowd of gals hate him, but other than that he was a good guy and I wrote his antics off to over confidence. When I learned he was arrested for soliciting a young girl.... I made sure the friends that I have in the state's correctional occupation knew he was being introduced into the system. They were able to track where this jack ass was going and were able to put him in general population. Soon enough there was a leak to his incarceration and an email sent to me about his situation. I will not say any words on his situation in prison. However, I can say that I am quite pleased with the outcome of his existance. I even recieved an email from a guy that I only know as a captain in a California gang which stated the problem was resolved. That thought alone makes me smile everyday!

[Interfectum]

No acts of evil here, friend. I'm probably the only member of this forum who is without sin.

[Charlie]

Im a Mod,I think this says it all.

Vicki and CR wouldnt of picked a non Evil person for the job.

[ExtraMile]

Well I can't say I'm without sin, certainly I'm not however I'm reluctant to say too much least I should give away my true identity. I will say that reciently at work we "have" had two incidents in the last month that stand out (though I'm not involved with either of them). The first was a truck driver (drivers work from 10Pm until about 8 Am) who drove his truck into the back parking lot left the keys in it and went home. In short walked off the job so the 10 stores on his delivery route never recieved there deliveries. He was fired!
Since then we are having another problem with a drivers route though at this time we can't prove it's the driver. No less then two stores have complained that someone is "Shitting" in the totes and leaving them with the nightly deliveries. I thought of VV but then releized she doesn't work for us so it can't be her. None the less we are conducting a full investigation

[Quinn]

Ubersmack, on 29 July 2010 - 04:38 AM, said:

A friend was a little sketchy around the girls. A little over the top. He could use his advancements to make a crowd of gals hate him, but other than that he was a good guy and I wrote his antics off to over confidence. When I learned he was arrested for soliciting a young girl.... I made sure the friends that I have in the state's correctional occupation knew he was being introduced into the system. They were able to track where this jack ass was going and were able to put him in general population. Soon enough there was a leak to his incarceration and an email sent to me about his situation. I will not say any words on his situation in prison. However, I can say that I am quite pleased with the outcome of his existance. I even recieved an email from a guy that I only know as a captain in a California gang which stated the problem was resolved. That thought alone makes me smile everyday!

Gen pop for a "kid toucher." knowing how that's going to play out is as predicatable as gravity once word gets out regarding what he's done (other inmantes always find out anyway). Nice....

-Quinn

[Quinn]

Charlie, on 29 July 2010 - 12:19 PM, said:

Im a Mod,I think this says it all.

Vicki and CR wouldnt of picked a non Evil person for the job.

True enough, Charlie. I can't even comprehend a greater act of minor villainy.

-Quinn

[Quinn]

Nork, on 29 July 2010 - 03:49 AM, said:

My mom used to have this live in boyfriend I loathed. The man was a real piece of shit and made my life hell. Of course being a powerless kid subject to his authority and my mom's stupidity I had few ways to fight back. So I resorted to all manner of evil acts to exact my vengeance upon him. One of the best was sabotaging his cologne.

I noticed one day that his cologne was the same color as piss. Now, I can tell you it was a monumental task to dribble my urine, small drops at a time with my hand clamped around my cock to control the flow, into the tiny hole in the neck of the bottle. I wise smart enough to not put so much in that it would spoil the cologne's scent and tip him off. And each morning as he slapped it over his face I laughed inwardly.

That's a pretty good one. When I used to live in NYC, I once did something similar to a coworker whom I wasn't overly fond of. A group of us were in Scuffy Duffy's pub over on 8th Ave (it's now closed) when said coworker asked me to hold his draft beer while he went to the bathroom. I proceeded to stir his beer with my cock and then add to the beer's contents in a similarly controlled fashion to that described above. Definitely not easy to pull of in a crowded pub on a wintery Thursday night without a full-length overcoat. :19:

-Quinn

[Dino Velvet]

I farted in a crippled guy's face who was sitting in a wheelchair.:dino:

[vicki]

Well this very board is a minor act of evil I think. It wouldn't exist but for the poor behavior of others.

[Charlie]

Quinn, on 29 July 2010 - 08:11 AM, said:

True enough, Charlie. I can't even comprehend a greater act of minor villainy.

-Quinn

I dont get it either :smiley_salute:

Dino Velvet, on 29 July 2010 - 10:07 AM, said:

I farted in a crippled guy's face who was sitting in a wheelchair.:dino:

On purpose,Or by accident. :evilsmile3:

vicki, on 29 July 2010 - 06:00 PM, said:

Well this very board is a minor act of evil I think. It wouldn't exist but for the poor behavior of others.

Sometimes Evil brings out the good in people.

[Crimson Raider]

vicki, on 29 July 2010 - 06:00 PM, said:

Well this very board is a minor act of evil I think. It wouldn't exist but for the poor behavior of others.

Minor for now, with the potential to become major. :evilsmile3:

[ExtraMile]

vicki, on 29 July 2010 - 07:00 PM, said:

Well this very board is a minor act of evil I think. It wouldn't exist but for the poor behavior of others.

You mean like not inviting me too your party